Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No space for weaklings here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every fiber of the ride.
- Ignore that boring stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real excitement is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, powerful experience.
We're not asking. We’re just offering you the truth.
dudes: Please Fuck Me Fucking Tonight
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Screw around with Small talk, just Get in there already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Get down click here and dirty.
Man up, I know you want to.
Seriously! These Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- Perhaps It's Time I Talk to My Landlord About This.
- For Real| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Be Left Alone in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Guys Fire this Hell Lit
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta get wasted and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a night to remember.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.